Saturday, October 8, 2011
18. "The Flux Capacitor Needs Plutonium" is not a valid computer error code.
My love of Back to the Future has no bounds.
Friday, October 7, 2011
17. Not allowed to user ID10-T, PEBCAK, Or PICNIC forms as official correspondence
Definitions:
ID10-T: idiot
PEBCAK: Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PICNIC: Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
ID10-T: idiot
PEBCAK: Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PICNIC: Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
Thursday, October 6, 2011
16. Nothing bad happens if I set the RSS feed for after midnight.
I was trying to make a joke about the movie Gremlins when things took a dark turn.
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
15. I am not allowed to say "Nom-Nom" when someone mentions cannibalizing computers.
Some people just can't take a little "eatin people" joke between friends.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
14. The Friends of the Library are not "sugar mommas."
No matter how many computers and furniture they buy for the labs...
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Friday, September 30, 2011
12. I cannot hold staff meetings in World of Warcraft, no matter how much I need lootz.
Also, WoW is not a "team building exercise."
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